Interview with the Wendigo

amazonI was able to sit down for a moment for a chat with the Wendigo, who plays a major role in Midnight Riders. Here are his thoughts on life, books, and destruction.

Tell us your latest news.

Wendigo rise from slumber to destroy.

Is there a message in your novel that you want readers to grasp?

Message of destruction important. Humans need know I will mash them up. Maybe eat.

What books have most influenced your life most?

A history of you. 100 American forests. Botany.

If you had to choose, which writer would you consider a mentor?

Sasquatch and Yeti. But Yeti’s prose lacks polish.

What are your current projects?

Obliteration of humanity time consuming. Also general carnage is hobby. And Pinochle.

Can you share a little of your current work with us?
Lately I destroy lots. A fort, some trees. Also I turn one person into the consistency of soup. But flavor not good.

Do you have anything specific that you want to say to your readers?
Flee. Destruction is upon you. Wendigo will yell “wendigo” and then you get eaten. Keep ears open.

What would you say is your interesting writing quirk?

After finish each chapter I throw tree through man’s chest.

What paranormal creature would you be and why?

Wendigo would like to be Wendigo. Dream realized. Wendigo happy.
What would you do if you didn’t have to work?

Spawn more rippers. Also maybe piano lessons. But need big piano.
What did you want to be when you were 10 years old? 

Wendigo always love explore. Want to be archeologist. Now happy to eat Archeologists.


What makes you laugh?

The pitiful screams of my prey. Is funny.

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

Wendiczar. Not sure what would be but like title.

If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?

Respect King Kong. He knows how to bring the pain.

If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

Ian McKellan.

If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?

Wendigo like fly. Save time on commute important to Wendigo.

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

T-    And that’s it. They only have time to write one letter before I squish them.

If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?

Daniel Boone. Ask him what is always with the gunpowder.

If you could compare yourself with any animal, which would it be and why?

Polar Bear. Cute like me.

If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?

Eat it.

If you were a Star Wars character, which one would you be?

Answer too obvious. Wampa.

What kind of people do you dislike?

I dislike people. All.

What makes you angry?

Wendigo always angry. This question makes Wendigo angry. Now I feed you this tree.

For more Wendigo, check out the novel Midnight Riders now!

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